Reader Letters!

To celebrate the tenth follower of this blog (double figures!) I'd like to share with you a small sampling of the outpouring of the fan mail we receive every day here at jobless.

I like the blog, but why do you write about yourself so much? You know what would be really great? A blog about Martin van Buren. His life, his policies, the historical context...I love all that stuff. Only edgy, like ER, you know? And I think it would be cool if it was written entirely in Sanskrit.

-Helpful in Helsinki

Thanks for the feedback, I will think about how I can work those suggestions into the blog.

Miley Cyrus is so lame. But when are you going to write about her again?

-OMG in Omaha

Soon, my friends, soon.

After reading your thoughtful analysis, I realized you are right, Lesley had been sabotaging me for years, so I kicked her to the curb. But now I need a new best friend and I thought of you first. What do you say?

-Lonely in Los Angeles

Although your offer is very tempting, I must decline. I just don't think we have enough in common. Also, the age difference might be weird.

Your blog is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good. Why has it been overlooked thus far by the Nobel Prize committee? This is bullshit!

-Confused in Connecticut

I know, right?! Seriously though, it's all politics.

Nice blog, fag.

-Heterosexual in Helena

Thank you.